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Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?

  • Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage:
    I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
  • The Bible Says It's Wrong:
    The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
  • Because Being Gay Is Unnatural:
    Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
  • Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators:
    Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
  • Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting:
    If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
  • Because Gay People Are Icky:
    Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
  • Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay:
    You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
  • Because I'm a Dick:
    Glad you admit it.
  • .... :
    Exactly.
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